Kill soytoddlers. Rape soytoddlers. Hang soytoddlers. Throw soytoddlers into a pool of lava. Impale soytoddlers with a metal stake. Slam soytoddlers against a table. Feed soytoddlers to a pack of wolves. Run soytoddlers over with a bulldozer. Buckbreak soytoddlers until their brains are damaged. Make soytoddlers' bussies prolapse. Groom soytoddlers. Stab soytoddlers. Choke soytoddlers. Nuke soytoddlers. Total soytoddler death. Total pedoARYAN victory.