Muykul Jackson, the Unicorn A Fantasy Novel by sausage pen In an ass hole there lived an evil, nippy Unicorn named Muykul Jackson. Not an ugly disgusting, hot ass hole, filled with poop and a scary smell, nor yet an unfriendly, fake, fat ass hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was an Unicorn-ass hole, and that means warmth. One day, after a troubling visit from the zombie Puss Period, Muykul leaves his ass hole and sets out in search of three covered in poop toast. A quest undertaken in the company of witches, ass holes and brown people. In the search for the zombie-guarded toast, Muykul Jackson surprises even himself with his beating meat and skill as a janitor. During his travels, Muykul rescues a poop, an heirloom belonging to Puss. But when Puss refuses to try peeing, their friendship is over. However, Puss is wounded at the Battle of Four Armies and the two reconcile just before Muykul engages in some serious peeing. Muykul accepts one of the three covered in poop toast and returns home to his ass hole a very wealthy Unicorn.📷Princess