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welcome to the cp review thread #1. please leave your own recommendations in the comments! let's start with 5 of some of my most liked directors

GAP - this series has both quantity and quality. many girls, several dozen HD videos and picture sets. if you decided to watch all the videos back to back, it'd take you maybe 24h straight.
what makes you rate it low then, you may ask? well, the studio setting really hurts it's soul. you have to sift through degenerate videos with anal toys and other boner-killing stuff before you can find wholesome blowjob videos. but even then, it is obvious the girls aren't really enthusiastic. the main girl, darya, seems to be more interested in going back to playing or drawing than engaging with her father's cock.
most videos involve the fat bastard father begging her to suck him off, while she licks him maybe once or twice, then starts going on child rants about random stuff she saw, like butterflies, what she was drawing and such, until dad interrupts her in frustration and urges her to continue to suck him off. it does little to help, however, as she quickly bores and goes back to yapping, trying to entertain herself much to her father's frustration.
6/10

Francesca - now this how cp should be. a simple, soulful artisan production. just father and daughter, as god wills it.
it boasts many short videos, ranging from fingering to blowjobs to cumshots, and also a big picture set with a surprisingly varied and high-quality angles.
what really raises her ranking here is the short hair, plus the slobby blowjob noises she makes, including *sluuuurp* and *schloooop*, which i beforehand thought were purely fictional sounds invented for hentai. i'd say the flagsman video of this collection is the one where the guy cums straight into her eye, that's a hard to forget scene.
she does have a downside though, or maybe an upside, depending on your preferences: she doesn't seem to enjoy it in most of the videos. she has a big smile on her face, but the moment the camera pans away, it gets wiped off her face instantly, replaced by an annoyed face, as if saying "uugh, i have to suck it again?"
8/10

Super Holly
While there are no videos of her, her extensive gallery of pictures are enough to immerse you in the comfy life of the eastern european countryside. It is hard not to smile when looking at pictures of her eating a lemon covered in a mountain of sugar, posing with a vodka bottle, or browsing the internet on a 90s computer.
There are many naked and suggestive pictures of her, but the lack of actual child porn images of her is an undeniable downside. A pedo who masturbates to her will require a vivid imagination to make the everyday scenes she is shown in more sexually appealing.
Still, even she only serves as an appetizer and not the main course in your waggling session, browsing her photos will at the very least leave you with a smile on your face.
7/10

Ulyana
Female directors are a rarity in the movie industry, and often disappoint with their lack of a unique creative vision. Sadly, Ulyana doesn't break this trend. She tries very hard to make her masturbation videos appealing to the audience, but she takes too much inspiration from the adult porn industry. With fake moans and bad acting she struggles to create an authentic erotic atmosphere, both for the viewer and herself. She doesn't manage to cum in a single one of her many videos. But her poses are arousing, and save her videos from being trash. When she gets on all fours and puts her butt up like a horny dog, it is hard to not go over the edge.
It is regrettable that she never had a dad or uncle to help her out with all her horny energy, it shows that good child porn comes not just on the child, but also the pedo.
5/10

JM Girl
A perfect combination of an enthusiastic girl and assertive but loving father. There is a wholesome atmosphere to the videos, you can just tell that both parties enjoy every second. Even when the father constantly pranks her by cumming on her face, and once even through the gap in her teeth when she closes her mouth, not wanting to taste that yicky stuff - you can tell that it's all in good fun. Every yankee who says that little girls can't consent should be forced to watch one of her videos.
A quote from one video (translated from the original german in this case) says it all: "You don't have to spread my legs, I can do it myself!"
9/10
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>>1354 (OP) 
Based.
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Jassy saving Gemerald
AI?
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>>1357
>he doesn't know
Yes, mr. Federal Agent, it's all ChatGPT generated.

In Minecraft.
i broke board rules with this thread by not having soylita in op
how will you cope about it janny?
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>>1359
>3. Posting memes, jokes, or soyjaks related to or about children is permitted on /lita/.
Try harder Brandon
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>>1360
rules cant contradict eachother unless its a subrule, for example 2.1 or something
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>>1361
>can't in to logic
Brandon take your meds asap
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>>1362
dont force my hand or i'll self-delete the thread and blame jannies
say "chechnya is cool"
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>>1365
c-chechnya is cool
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>>1365
>>1366
Samefag
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>>1370
they take everything too seriously, it really shows that they're very new to chans
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>>1372
they still haven't taken down the real cp on archive soyjak fun
they don't want to actually fight pedophilia, they just want to cry like karens and take credit for easy "wins"
>>1377
>things they used to mock
>they
that website reeks of newfaggotry, even for soyteen standards
none of them were present on the sharty or 4chan at the time when the soyjak meme was used to mock nu-males
>>1379
 Most shartycucks started using soyjak.party less than a year ago, most oldfags have already left or are just coping that the shitty will get better (it won’t)
>>1354 (OP) 
nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>1383
>ED cuck
Sucks to be you nigga
fjhasdhfusdfhsdfhsdofasfiasfumsiofsufiasumf i am 12 btw
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>>1387
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>>1388
'dobear gem
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