>hey soylita do you want to see my CRT collection?
<uhh... why is there a coinslot 'cado burnt into your phosphorus?
<how do i use this terminal, what does [root@penis] ~> mean??
>oh, ignore that...
>i'll show you how to use a USB line now
>you type 'lsblk' to list your drives and since it's sdb1, you type 'mount /dev/sdb1 /mnt' to mount it
<why are there images of naked children on your desktop?
<wait is this ME naked on your desktop?
>you see, the government puts backdoors into all modern tech, this is why i only used ancient 50 year old thinkpads and CRTs from the dumpster.
>i used the backdoor in your webcam to take those pictures, i hope you're not mad at me